Warm, Sunny Days …. and Worms!

Well the Borders Book Festival is over and everything is packed away until next year. The weather stayed dry and sunny, which is rather nice because one year when I was there the heaven’s opened and it poured with rain all day. 

You will recall I had six copies of Divorcees.Biz on sale in the Festival Bookshop. They were simply on the counter with hundreds of other books. I really didn’t think anyone would buy a copy as all the big named authors were speaking at the event and were all doing book signings.  Nevertheless three copies were sold, so I was really quite delighted about that.

 Tomorrow, with a bit of luck, I am going to Newcastle with my friend. We are going to spend a few hours looking at the shops and then finishing up in the M&S Deli Bar in the food hall. Okay, I know I have told you this before, it is really wonderful chilling out in there with a glass of wine and a light lunch, before we both rush back to the bus stop for the bus home to Kelso.  We can’t miss it, because it is the only one going all the way back up to Jedburgh where we have left the car…..  On the other hand – I have just had a lovely thought here – if we missed the bus we could spend the night in one of the motels on the Quayside and then do the whole thing all over again the next day.  Note to myself – must speak to Helen about that!!

 Meanwhile all else is much the same here in Kelso. Except for the streets, which have been in an uproar for the last few months, and are still in an uproar. Traffic lights, cones and lots of red barriers are all over the place. To tell you the truth I have no idea why it is taking so long. Okay the pavements are being relaid and no doubt they are looking better, but did they really have to have every streetin turmoil at the same time?

 But there must be more going on than new paving slabs being laid. Outside the Town Hall, right in the very heart of this lovely town, there is now a deep trench and, what looks like, new, green, concertina pipes are being laid. Or else there is one enormous green worm down there.

 oh my goodness, now there’s a thought! I don’t know whether any of you have heard about the Lambton Worm, which, as legend has it, lived in a deep hole in Northumberland. The little worm was thrown there by someone who caught it while fishing believing that was the end of it. But unfortunately, the worm grew and grew to enormous proportions and terrorized the local people. So, what if this is the same sort of thing. A worm waiting to take it’s revenge out on the locals… No! Leave it! Best not go down that road…

Well everyone, now that I have frightened the lives out of you, I am going to close and try to pick up the threads of the sequel to Divorcees.Biz.

Don’t forget, Divorcees.Biz can be found on Amazon UK and Amazon.com.  It’s a light-hearted, fun book to read while you are enjoying the sun, sand, sea and……. ice-cream. 🙂 Now what did you think I was going to say??





My Novel

My latest novel, Divorcees.Biz is now available. Well, actually it has been around for the last few months. What I really mean to say is my publisher is allowing a FREE download to Kindle for the next few days. Therefore, if you would like a light-hearted, fun romance to while away the hours in the sunshine, then this is the book for you.  Check it out on Amazon UK and Amazon.com

The story tells of how four, thirty-something, divorced women decide to set up an online dating agency for divorcees. But does everything fall into place… Well you need to read the book to find out.

I say, ‘while away the hours in the sunshine’ but we have had very little sunshine this year. I agree the last week has been wonderful, but it seems to have turned cold again.  I hope that wasn’t the summer and we are now back to winter wear again!!

Okay, you are probably wondering where I have been over the last few months. Well to quite honest, I have no idea why I haven’t been here. I do think about my blog on WordPress, but then it somehow moves itself around to the back of my mind and sits there until it comes around again. But when that happens, I am usually in bed and I really can’t be bothered to leap out of bed to write a blog.

But then, I never leap out of bed anymore. I used to, but that was when I had a regular job and it was imperative that I got there on time. You see, I was the boss of the department and I needed to make a good impression. Well you do, don’t you. Especially when you want to get on in the job.

But these days, I don’t need to impress anyone.  Instead, I tend to wake up and then lie a while to get myself accustomed to the new day.  By then some people would say the day is half over, but what the heck, I enjoy it.

The Borders Book Festival is due to start tomorrow. (Thursday 13th June)The organizers have very kindly agreed to add 6 signed copies of Divorcees.Biz to their shop, so if you know anyone who is going there over the next four days, let them know.

Well I think that is all for the moment.  I hope you enjoy reading this little bit of nonsense and come back for more.

In the meantime, I hope you all have a great day wherever you ar,